Early Nerd
that one annoying guest who always arrives early to events/parties.
normally because they have nothing better to do with their time.
host1: “stephen, you’re 3 hours early for the party!”
guest: “that’s okay, i’ll just help with handing out party pies”
host2: quietly to host1 “….mmm….great… an early nerd”
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