earmuffs


a command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.
earm-ffs, billy. earm-ffs.
a term used to describe the -rg-smic clamping action of a gal’s inner thighs over the ears of somebody performing oral s-x.
man, she totally earm-ffed me!
hands put over a child’s ears so adults can cuss. sometimes followed with the child crawled up in a ball and yelling la la la la la la la la la until the parents stop yelling.

or even an adult who covers thier ears in such manner as to act like they cannot hear the other person.
man, ians ears are red becuase he had his earm-ffs on. i know he heard me even if he acted like he could not.
earm-ffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything r-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
dad: you werent saying that last night when i was…

mom: the children!!!!

dad: earm-ffs!

–children cover ears–

dad: you didnt say that last night when i was..tapping that -ss.
“earm-ffs” is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly s-xy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. that way you can eat her m-ff while your ears are covered. hence, being earm-ffed.
i was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earm-ffs walked by. i’d earm-ff the h-ll outta all of them.
a woman’s hairy legs act as ear m-ffs when you eat at the y (perform c-nn-l-ng-s).
look, i don’t care if my lady doesn’t shave her legs… i’ll wear ear m-ffs if she wants me to wear ear m-ffs.
noun: when a big breasted woman wraps her t-ts around your head, covering your ears; her t-ts are the earm-ffs.
my friend’s busty sister liked to embarr-ss me by giving me earm-ffs in front of other people.

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