earpal tunnel


carpal tunnel of the ear – a painful progressive condition caused by excessive compression of the ear. generally caused by excessive wearing of a headset like those commonly used in a call center work environment.
i think i have earpal tunnel because my ear hurts from always having to wear a headset

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