earth day
a day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60’s and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a f-cking clue.
what color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? i was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.
celebrated every april 22nd, earth day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days… as if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two sh-ts about the effect of some pathetically self-centered -ssholes on its surface who basically just got here.
al gore will grow large enough to f-ck the planet by earth day!
the one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.
lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.
an excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed
max : dude, i don’t feel like going out, i got a ton of work to do.
(goes back to working on website)
jorge : alright man, no worries.
(on the way out, walks over to electrical box)
jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) i forgot to tell you, it’s earth day.
(flips switch for max’s room)
max : are you f-cking kidding me???
a day in april when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.
hey, let’s ride our bikes because it’s earth day and we need to look like we care about the earth!
a day, gay h-m-s-xuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet
those gay f-cking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference
the day aliens come to earth,-tom delonge
hey earth day is on april 22nd.
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