earthhag
i girl who is very attractive, and well put together, but when the panties come off, you find out she has a veritable forest ecosystem complete with sustainable life in the crotch region.
i was getting hot and heavy with alyssa the other night…i was raging hard untill i took her panties off. i could hear the monkeys screaming from the forest down there. had i known she was “earthhag”, i would have never asked her out.
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