Earthquake Punch


the act of punching some one directly in the mouth as hard as one can imagine. you must call “earthquake punch” before you punch, as if you do not, the earthquake punch will not be as powerful.
“that kid is such a d-bag”
-walks over to the kid-
“earthquake punch!!!”

-punches kid very hard in the mouth-

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