Earthworm Dick


a phenomenon which occurs when one gets a hard-on in a mildly cool to cold environment, immediately after shrinkage has taken place. the blood has begun to enter the p-n-s, however, like a hot pocket, the middle is still cold, resulting in excess skin in that area. the scientific term is “b-n-r sublimation.”
after george returned from the pool, he thought of elaine, resulting in a half-erect earthworm d-ck.

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