earthworm


somebody so irrelevant with pop culture, current events, and well known subjects in general, it’s as if they have been living under a rock
normal person: “wow, i will always consider the beatles the greatest band of all time”
earthworm: “who are the beatles? you mean like a c-ckroach?”
normal:”dude, you’re so irrelevant, stop being such an earthworm”
earthworm: “wow rude”
an uncirc-msized weiner
mike’s earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard
the deliberate act of speaking lyrics, humming a tune or singing a song with the specific goal of embedding the song in someone elses conscience. typically this is done with a over played pop-tune or other catchy, yet annoying song.

to earthworm; or earthworming are both correct useages.
jim was known to earthworm his coworkers with childrens songs on a regular basis.
to finger the -n-s then putting your tongue inside the hole.
did you hear that casey got earthwormed yesterday?
a member of the swarthmore male ultimate frisbee team. possesses much love of the game, reasonable quanities of alcohol, and an uncanny compet-tive edge. sometimes misses practice because he is writing a five-page paper that was due last week but his professor is really quite serious about it being due in twenty minutes.
oh sh-t. we have to play the earthworms next. at least they’re good sports about winning.
the act of defecating on a pane of gl-ss. for example, suppose you are at a party at a house with a room with a skylight. you would then climb to the roof, position yoruself above the skylight, drop trou, and proceed to defecate on the gl-ss. the resulting image would be that of an eartworm emerging upon the gl-ss. known to occur most frequently in philadelphia and its surroundings.
an earthworm has all the insult of a “pressed ham” with injury as well.
the art of fingering a person’s -sshole then following up with entering the finger in the victim’s nose.
that b-tch is a wh-r-, i gave her the earthworm last night and she did’nt even flinch.
another word for male genitalia hoo yah
i got hit right where it hearts in the f-cking earthworm

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