East Alton
a small town in illinois a p-ssing distance away from st. louis. its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there -sses kicked by real black people that are moving in from alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned emo. we do have a school team called the “oilers”…oiler colors are moroon and gold(gay) but at least there not red and blue….our sports teams think there all bad -ss but in reallity the only team we beat is the sh-lls, but thats not saying much. the one fun thing east alton people do is go to wal-mart and walk around trying to find people they know then on the way home buy a humdinger and hitting some poor defensless person on the side of the road with it probably giving them a concussion, but who gives a f-ck we’re from east alton!
guy 1) hey do you wanna hang out in east alton today?….
guy 2) what the f-ck are you on??? wood river is llike 3 seconds away dumb -ss!!!
guy 1) oh ya………….
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