east coast ear exam
a s-x act in which prior to -j-c-l-t–n, the male removes his p-n-s from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner dispersing his -j-c-l-t- deep into the ear c-n-l. a stiff blow to the ear after climax imbeds the s-m-n deep in the ear and has become almost a routine practice in finishing.
i may not have my m.d., but i am more than qualified to perform an east coast ear exam.
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