East Coast Lobster
similar to the shocker, but of the east coast variety. you basically stick two fingers in a b-tch’s p-ssy hole, and the other two up her -sshole. both two-finger groupings resembles the claw of a lobster. once you fingers have been inserted in both of your b-tches f-ck holes, you open and shut the claw.
travis gets all the b-tches…how does he do it? i hear that before he f-ck’s the sh-t out of a b-tch, he get’s them all riled up with the east coast lobster….plugs both holes and sh-ts the claw.
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