East Goscote


village in leicestershire.
made in the 60s.
has a “bmx track” with a see-saw.
doesn’t show any resemblance to a village or anywhere whatsoever.
possesses an inactive ww2 bomb-shelter on the children’s play park.
has a pub called “sims” which is sh-t and just sells curry.
a sh-t-heap pile of shops that overcrowd one area and make you want to hang yourself.
hi, i live in east goscote!
hi, i don’t care!

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