East Side Sauna


originally devised as a retaliation to the upper deck an east side sauna is the act of defecating on a party host’s dish (preferably fine china or silver), placing said dish in the host’s oven and then turning the oven on a low heat. this process releases the odors from the dish flooding the apartment with warmth and a rich aroma.
greg decided it would be funny to sh-t in the toilet tank of my bathroom, so the next time i was at his apartment i was going to turn it into an east side sauna.

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