Eastampton
best town in new jersey and had the great white buffalo
d-mn! that lucky sob got to go to eastampton.
eastampton is the sh-t hole town that has nothing to do except find ways to get into trouble. when captain krastik is on duty, you can get away with just about anything. most days in this town consist of walking around, eating, and harr-ssing little kids.
when a little kid is walking around in eastampton, we ask if his pants r wal-mart or k-mart brand.
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