Eastbourne


a sizeable town on the east suss-x coast in south east england, often referred to as ‘g-d’s waiting room’, due to the large number of elderly people that live there.
eastbourne lies between brighton and hastings.
seaside town popular with old people on the se of england. its not as bad as some places though and getting better!
“oooh beryl where shall we go this summer”
“i know, lets annoy everyone who lives in eastbourne.”
a popular seaside town in east suss-x. there is a number of famous residents there such as british sun which seems to shine there all the time.
everyone thinks that it is crowded with old people. although it is true that it has an above average amount, there is not that many. you should see hastings.
everyone thinks that old people live here but they are like so totally wrong because actually insane/psycho druggies and pirates live here like me.
yo sun, ever thought about exploring places other than eastbourne?
a dull seaside town on the english south coast.

where the english middlecl-sses go to die.
boss:- i’m going to transfer you to our eastbourne office.
worker:- noooooooooooooooooooo

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