the eastern part of maryland across the bay from baltimore. starts from cecil county down to ocean city. a place of many rednecks and southern folk who all love 2 things and 2 things only, old bay and crabs. winter is rainy and cold from november to march or maybe april? summers are long with lots boats on the water tractors in the fields and pennsylvanians, jersians, and new yorkers coming to vacation in the hot and humid weather. rebel and american flags are commonly seen outside or even inside homes as well as some kind of off-road vehicle or boat in the garage or barn adjecant to the residence.
“have you ever been to the eastern sh-r-?” ”
yep! i got fat on crabs for a week straight!”
one of the weirdest people you will ever meet. they usually have red hair and they re first name is usually allison dat was a klooster walking down over there
- d*ckin off
…similar to d-ckin around, but with absolutely no purpose at all. its a snow day, so everyone is gonna be d-ckin off!
the most ratchet girl you will ever meet, don’t ever doubt this for a second. you’ll love every bit of her company. d-mn that girl surika is so ratchet!
- lemon wedge ledge
aussie slang for a legend or good bloke. “steve helped me move this weekend, he is such a lemon wedge ledge.” “hey mate, was just at the bar so i got you a schooner” “you absolute lemon wedge ledge!”
- sleep asf
means you’re ‘dead’ on something. or you’re just completely done with everything at the moment. kat: have you heard the new drake song? mac: no not yet kat: ‘you sleep asf’ mac. you needa hear that new heat asp!