Eastmont
the best of the east. beat’s wenatchee’s -ss every time, no joke.
did you see eastmont kick wenatchee’s -ss?
the best school district in washington, but is overwhelmed with illeagal orchard workers. eastmont also enjoys kicking the fat ugly -ss of wenatchee.
person 1: hey man, i heard wenatchee sucks a lot of d-ck! person 2: yeah lotsa beaners, i wish i lived in eastmont, at least we wouldn’t be a bunch of douche bags!
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