Eastport
a small town located near the hamptons on the south sh-r- of long island. use to be known as the duck capitol of the united states until duck farming became a weak source of income. eastport, place where people grow up and live there for the remainder of their life. however, a recent influx of huge luxury homes continue to make the taxes rise and the feeling that everybody knows your name there disappear. eastport, a place where the best party goes on at the dock (bubby’s). eastport, next to manorville and the hamptons.
1) eastport’s main street has beautiful antique shops.
2) nothing ever goes on in eastport.
3) there’s nothing to do in eastport.
the most boring town ever. don’t go there for fun. historic value = none.
eastport is so boring tumbleweeds roll the streets.
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