easts
a nickname for the sydney roosters; one of the teams in the nrl compet-tion.
this term was widely used before the 90’s.
best. nrl. team. ever.
go the mighty easts!!
when instead of going to work you call in sick, smoke a lot of marijuana and spend the day gorging yourself on doritos and other -ssortments of junk food. then when asked for a medical certificate from your employer you present them with one that is poorley authenticated.
i had planned to go to work today but my morning went east
v. to murk or do sumething amazingly awsome. easted it, easting it
flaco: ayy mike u wanna play black ops?
mike: iight ill play
zak & asiel: d-mn flaco, dat boy mike is gunna east dat sh-t
extreme applesauce toss
east is simply a variation of table hockey played with an applesauce cup. {can also be played with a fruit cup but then it would be efct, not as cool} members of opposite teams sit next to each other {eg. 1 2 1 2 1 2 1 2} around a round table. one hand, and one hand only, is used to p-ss/knock/move the applesauce cup back and forth amongst players. goal: to keep the applesauce cup on the table. points are earned when a player from one team is able to get the applesauce cup past a member of the opposite team, causing the cup to fall either in the person’s lap or on the floor.
-lunch table is bored-
guy 1: hey guys, wanna east?
all of table: sure!
-circles up-
-begins to play-
-guy 1 knocks applesauce cup past team two member-
guy 1: score!!!
to describe something that is good.
tom : did you see ovechkins goal last night?
mike : yeah, it was pretty east.
a blood-line of cheaters. they’ll make you fall in love with them, then they’ll break your heart by sleeping with another person. either blonde headed, or black headed, with green or brown eyes. they’ll have large feet, and they’ll cuss a lot. they’re very wh-r–ish.
“i cant believe she cheated on him!”
“yea, she is such an east.”
“an east came in today asking for a pair of size 14 shoes!”
“that guy has the most beautiful green eyes, and striking black hair to complimetn his features.”
“yea, he’s so east.”
“who did he cheat on you with?”
“that black haired, brown eyed witch, that east!!”
“she has five boyfriends, she is so east.”
“he says a cuss word everytime he opens his mouth, he is so east.”
emotional and suicidally tempted
i’m craving cigarettes. i’m east.
my ex-girlfriend had a baby. i’m east.
i’m going to drink a 12 pack at her big party by myself because i’m east.
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