Eat Carpet


when a man or woman performs oral s-x on a woman. the term is more often described with respect to lesbians than heteros-xuals. proper technique involves putting her cl-t in your mouth and lightly sucking on it while slowly moving your tongue either up and down or in a swirl. it is important to maintain the same speed with the tongue movements. the combined sucking, warmth of the mouth, and tongue will produce -rg-sms that can last 30 seconds or longer. some women are able to continue having additional -rg-sms, while others prefer to stop after one.
sarah spread jeniffer’s legs and then eat carpet slowly until jeniffer came and screamed.

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