Eat The Cheese


to m-st-rb-t- ones genitalia, or (beat your meat)
hand me the lotion, i need to eat the cheese.
“eat the cheese” is a h-m-s-xual term for “the act of milking the last remnants of s-m-n from a p-n-s after an -rg-sm. a derogatory term usually -ssociated with nasty far fetched s-xual encounters between two men where one is the dominant commanding the submissive to do what he is told.
eat the cheese boy! eat the cheese from my dirty ole d-ck.
to get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.
ernesto woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, “did i eat the cheese?”
to get so drunk that you resort to eating vacuum-sealed, non-labeled cheese products on a bet, during a drinking game, or just to sicken spectators.
dirty morrison woke up the next morning with a screaming hangover. reflecting on the evening, he asked his pals, “did i eat the cheese?”

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