Eating Dick


what you accuse a person of doing when they can’t pay attention.

e.d.d eating d-ck disorder. person who can’t focus cause they get distracted easy
angel: look out bro you’re gonna hit that car
carlos: d-mn bro, i didn’t see that n-gg- coming
angel: you’re too busy eating d-ck. focus bro focus

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