eating eggs like jeremy irons
when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.
i’m eating eggs like jeremy irons
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