eating pants


comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top b-tton of one’s pants.
“joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?”
“these are my eating pants! they expand as i eat more.”

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