Eaton, Colorado


a place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
hahahah jk! i wish it was that cool…

really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows red pride in everything we do.
-warning: this town is obsessed with jfff.
that eaton, colorado! everyone there wouldn’t stop saying jfff! what is wrong with them?

eaton, colorado is a boss town! yeahhh buddy!

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