Eaton Mess


-verb
the act of punching someone in the face, making their nose bleed, after -j-c-l-t-ng in their mouth. the blood and s-m-n should mix together to look like the dessert.
sarah & i made an eaton mess last night.
or
sarah gave me head then i eaton messed her!

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