eatons neck


a small peninsula off of northport. connects to northport by asharoken road which is patrold by the world famous n-z- asharoken police dept. (word of advice if your driving on asharoken and go over 32mph there pulling you over).eaton’s neck is a good little town it is upper middle cl-ss unfortinaly becoming infested with yuppies. it is home to the eatons neck fd who managed to burn down there own fire house but overall a good group.eatons neck does have a club called the poenb (property owners of eatons neck beach) they do nothing. you just get a cool sticker every year.in conclusion eatons neck is a great place for all kinds of thing especially some late night drinking etc. so come visit
hobart beach-good drinkin
sluce-good drinkin spot
woods(eatons neck is a jungle)

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