Ebay slut
a plastic woman with an iq of 40 who gets her rocks off modeling vintage clothing or victoria’s secret merchandise. in reality, these textiles take ten cents a piece to make in china.
usually these women are cougars with bolt-ons, or leathery adolescents with too much bronzer and greasy hair.
they are notorious for posting at least eight 8″ x 5″ images within their listings highlighting themselves with a variety of emo expressions rather then item their selling. they usually wear daisy dukes with a one inch inseam to show their -ss cheeks hanging out because they’re anorexic flat -ss can’t fill a pair of dukes.
ebay sl-ts usually do not post their face because it is ugly as a mud fence, and the ones that do end up looking like a deer in headlights.
sometimes an ebay sl-t will stand with her legs like she’s holding her p-ss. not to worry! she just has a little incontinence from last nights gang bang!
an ebay sl-t feels self worth every time she gets another view. its the only way to boost her confidence because she didn’t get signed by a modeling agency.
instant gratification for an ebay sl-t is impossible without an added counter on the listing! also, make sure you leave positive feedback for ebay sl-ts, even if you did get a shirt with armpit stains. you would not want her to mess up her smokey eyes that took four hours to apply, now would you??
if that ebay sl-t didn’t look like she needed some preparation h, i would have j-zzed all over my screen.
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