Ebbels


anyone with this in their name (first,mid,last) is a sick c-nt. they are the descendant of a great hero name herox ebbelsio. they incorporate the traits of the hero, but not just some, all of them.

these characteristics are –

– an all round great person

– incredibly funny
– short

– skinny

– small muscle

– fast reflexes

– general lack of in-depth knowledge

– opportunistic

– small genitals (for males, small p-n-s. for females, small br–sts)

– smooth, silky hair.

– good at most athletic activities.
person 1 – “did you hear about that daniel kid?”
person 2 – “no, why?”
person 1 – “he’s really good at everything, but he’s small in every way. every way.”
person 2 – “must be an ebbels.”
person 1 – “agreed.”

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