ebeneezer scrooge


used to describe, often in a negative manner, someone who is stingy and crafty. a jew, if you will.
bro a. “man, what are you like, ebeneezer scrooge?”
bro b. “f-ck you buzz killington”
bro c. “shut up ebeneezer scrooge, stop being such a stinge on your f-cking chips man”
bro b. “you can all suck my d-ck”
bro a. and bro c. “f-cking ebeneezer scrooge.”

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