EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER


that doctor dude who asks you to lower your trousers as he caresses your nugget pouch and asks you to cough.
following my vasectomy, ol’ ebenezer ball squeezer couldn’t believe the size of my left t-st-cl-, as it had ballooned to the size of a f-ckin’ grapefruit! no coughing on that day.
a old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your b-lls.
i’m so happy i dont have to go to the ebenezer b-llsqueezer to join the football team this year.

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