Ebenezer


ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. he is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. he is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. he is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.
ugh, i wish he could be more like ebenezer
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a very small town in between yorkton and canora. where bad-sses are born due to lack of law enforcement and activities. where dirtbiking/quading on public roads are ok unless your not related/friends with the current mayor. also known as e-ville.
all our sesh spots in yorkton are gone, so we went to ebenezer.

your from ebenezer?! so whats the longest time you’ve spent in jail?

ebenezer is the best place to party! you can lay in the middle of the road p-ssed drunk and you won’t get run over!
only caring for one’s own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.

can be combined with: see also scrooge and/or scrooged
bobby: “man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin’ out to pay these bills.”

guss: “well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!”

bobby: ” h-ll ya guss, i like your thinkin’, lets give ’em the good ole’ ebenezer!”
a close friend, a homie. originates from an extension of nizza, which orginates from n-gg-. for more formal settings where nizza or n-gg- is inappropriate. no race restrictions. also spelled: ebeneza.
how is my favorite ebenezer doing?
when in the sitting position the front zipper of the pants sticks out extremely far creating the appearance of an erect p-n-s.
no susan, i’m not that happy to see you. my pants just form an ebenezer every time i sit down.
a person that resembles “gay” but denies it. only g-d knows.
ebenezer: ps im not gay. f-ck whoever pmed aaron saying im gay just f-ck yourself

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