EBG
n. ‘everybodys girlfriend’ which should perhaps be ‘everybodys girlfiend’. ebg is a highly rare form of anthrax, which appears in a densely powdered form prior to infection. victims are often found to have residue of its skin coloured powder on various articles of clothing, and usually at this point the infection is irreversable.
unlike regular anthrax, ebg will not kill the victim, but rather render his (infects males only) t-st-cl-s inert – mere hanging decorations. it also causes the victim to believe things about people he considered friends that are simply not true. it is also recorded that one strain can infect multiple victims at the same time, even if one is overseas.
the only know cure is the reverse placebo, where the truths about people are told and retold to the paitent until his nervous system and b-lls regenerate, and allow his system to fight off the infection. however in most cases ebg will re-infect the victim with stronger lies and deception.
“whats that stain on the rug? eww, an ebg must have been here and we didn’t put the tarpolin down!”
wouldn’t you like to know?
“(ebg) is a great word”
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