the depth of some ones *rs* hole. measured in lf’s (louis fingers)
“oh wow what is your ebisis?”
the fecal (and sometimes sweat) residue left on the t*st*cl*s (& sometimes p*n*s), after an unsuccessful “back-to-front” wipe, following a bad bout of diarrhea or particularly messy bowel movement. 1) girl: “ugh. is that a piece of corn on your b*ll*nd? guy” “awww nerts. i’ve gone and teffted myself again” 2) terry was in the […]
- carpet pants
carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . term created 2016 by amanda . example , “hey bro , can i use a towel to sit on? i don’t want to get carpet pants. “. n*body wants carpet pants trust me ! “hey bro , can i use […]
a person who lacks intelligence, common sense or puts diesel in a petrol car. barry is such a gleblur, yesterday he gave his bank details to one of those scammers who claimed he had won 13 millions pounds.
- tapped gravy
an intriguing way to suck major d*ck at something “i play xbox but i simply just tapped gravy every time”