ebonied
the action of taking out one’s girlfriend on her birthday and sending dirty texts consisting of licking, f-cking and sucking with an ex while lying about it simultaneously
“hey man, what’s wrong?”
“my girl broke up with me.”
“really? why?”
“because when we went out last night i ebonied her.”
“dam man that’s f-cked up you got caught.”
“yeah, man, i know.”
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