Eco-Baller
someone who is a “baller”, but is first and foremost conscious of the environment.
or
a cheapskate who is a poser “baller” and uses the environment as his excuse.
little known fact:
one of the first known eco-ballers was thurston howell iii of gilligan’s island. he was totally green and everything was environmentally conscious, but he still kept it baller.
“i always keep it eco-baller. i was going to buy a bentley, but i want to lower my carbon footprint so i bought this sweet prius instead.”
“when i’m at the club, of course i could pop bottles of cristal, but they don’t use recycled bottles….so i’m drinking water instead.”
“i dropped $8000 at the luis vuitton store, but i just wore it / carried it out. i don’t get bags because that’s just not green”
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