Eco-Hipster
a hipster with an obsessive predisposition toward local and organic foods, ideologies, and practices.
person #1: “why’d courtney stop showering every day?”
person #2: “same reason kelsey is now washing her hair with baking soda… they’ve gone eco-hipster!”
a hipster who thinks they’re better than everyone else because they recycle. often lectures other people on the environment without any valid information to back up their claims.
person1: “sally has turned into such an eco-hipster, i can’t even talk with her anymore”
person2: “i know. the other day she lectured my for an hour about the oil spill, and then asked me to drive her the 3 blocks to the bus stop.”
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