Ed Balls
ed b-lls
rt @edb-llsmp ed b-lls
a meme that originated when he tweeted his own name and nothing else in april 2011.
there’s been a lot of junk going on with surveillance cameras in britain, and now, they’re penetrating it into the home. ed b-lls (yes, that’s actually his name) is has unveiled a new package that would put cameras in the private rooms of “troubled” students. the whole idea of ed b-lls watching my every move really makes me testy. i can’t believe they’ll let a nut like ed b-lls just bulge into my privacy! this is a violation of civil liberties and he deserves to be sacked immediately. he’s teabagging our freedom!
ed b-lls proposed a new program that places cctv cameras in military barracks. he wants to keep an eye on his privates.
british labour (co-operative) mp, currently holds the office of secretary of state for children, schools and families (which used to have the concise t-tle of department of education). it’s a mystery how somone called b-lls could get so far in politics.
children’s secretary ed b-lls today announced plans to improve the quality of education for young offenders in custody.
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