eddi cook
alias used when you are drunk or in trouble…also when you don’t want to give your name to a fat chick or a douche bag.
yes officer my name?… eddi cook, no i left my wallet at home
dude did you see that fat chick you ended up with?…you eddi cooked her right ?
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