Eden


a girl who’s eyes put a spell on every boy’s mind. who’s smile can melt a thousand hearts. who’s beauty is more blinding than the sun, yet it falls into nothingness compared to the beauty of her personality. so much kindness to give, so much love to share. funny but all so serious. so strong, yet so fragile and sensitive. like a flower so delicate, but only he who knows how to handle it with care can do its true beauty justice..
dude1:you know that girl over at 16th street in villagonzalo?
dude2: yeah who doesn’t, she’s a real eden
dude1: yeah a real eden
real nice friend, and great girl friend, hottest chic you will ever meet, great personallity.
come join the eden fan club.
incredibly s-xy, to hot to handle, d-mn hott.
omg you look so hot, like 1/10 of an eden!
the place, referred to in genesis as a garden, where human history began during the week of creation. g-d made adam and placed him in eden. g-d then created eve there, so that she and adam could complement and accompany each other.

from these two parents, the entire human race is descended. after the rebellion of adam and eve, they were evicted from eden. during the great flood in 2304 bc, eden was destroyed along with all the other geographic features of the antediluvian world.

a good argument could be made that the ruins of eden lie buried deep in the earth’s crust beneath the modern city of jerusalem, but in fact no person alive today knows for sure.
after adam and eve were kicked out of eden, its gates were guarded by an angel with a fiery sword.
well fit & well nice
eden is pure amazin
a girl who’s eyes put a spell on every boy’s mind. who’s smile can melt a thousand hearts. who’s beauty is more blinding than the sun, yet it falls into nothingness compared to the beauty of her personality. so much kindness to give, so much love to share. funny but all so serious. so strong, yet so fragile and sensitive. like a flower so delicate, but only he who knows how to handle it with care can do its true beauty justice..

dude1:you know that girl over at 16th street?
dude2: yeah who doesn’t she’s a real eden
dude1: yeah a real killer
thee most beautiful girl you will ever lay eyes on. one who is genuine, caring, and loving. she will always want you to be happy. whose eyes sparkle brighter than the north star, whose hair falls perfectly without effort, whose smile could light up all of los angeles, palmdale, and lancaster. whose luscious lips you could kiss all day long. who has the body of a goddess. but her personality also supplements to her overall beauty. she is quite possibly the best girl you will ever meet. the most amazing. the most epic. you won’t meet anyone better, even though you’ll have some difficulty, it will pay off. she will make you the happiest you’ve been in a..well. ever.
friend 1: dude, have you ever met eden??
friend 2: no, why?
friend 1: …you have nooo idea on what you missed out on..

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