edessa
a crafty booze hound partial to dumplings and anything chocolate. typically they like to laugh, and dance by themselves whilst looking in a floor to ceiling mirror. on thursdays, this becomes a naked ritual. a secondary definition, although not as common, is an ancient ceramic vessel used to store grains and magic beans.
“wow, look at that chick – she’s plastered, and dancing like a maniac. i haven’t seen an edessa like that in a while…oh wait, is that a chocolate bar?”
“better cover up the edessa, looks like a storm is brewing; i’d hate to have our grain and beans to get wet”
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