Edge of Boring
lady gaga’s third single off manufactured this way.
the chorus goes something like:
i’m on the edge, of boring.
and i’m running out of things i can do.
i’m on the edge, of boring.
better watch out because i’ll copy you.
person: dude…all i remember from last night was searching up edge of glory and suddenly i went to sleep.
little monster: asdfghjkl;’!!!!!!!1 how???!?!??!? lady gaga’s video was on teh edhe of glory!!!
person: …more like the edge of boring.
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