Edis


usually a surname origins are from the greek ages.
the edis’ have largely died out, however a few small families remail in western europe and in the greek islands.
the edis’ were renouned spiritualists and deep-thinkers and it is this combination that made them highly respected members of society.
the female members of the edis’ are known to be fiercely independant and staunch believers in what is right and just.
the male members of the edis’ are known to be hard workers and great providers of their family.
all that’s missing from my household is an edis.
i aspire to be an edis.
not very clever, in other words r-t-rded
guy 1: hey mate i don’t understand that?
guy 2: yeah its because your edis.
guy 1: -cries-
short for edible, in reference to oral ingestion of marijuana.
yo, hommie lets bake some edi’s tonight

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