Edmere


a victorian ladies name which regained popularity in glasgow high society around the 1940’s. an ‘edmere’ is likely to enjoy crosswords, brandy, closet h-m-s-xuals and furless cats- their fur obviously being used for her underwear. up until the turn of the century, it was believed that only one ‘edmere’ existed, however just last year queen elizabeth ii gave birth to one. an ‘edmere’ can be recognised by her un-even gait and penchant for french haute couture.
“that lady really is something else, check her grill…”
“yeah man, she’s an edmere.”

“i called up the edmere but it was closed, wanna get a chinese instead?”

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