ed’s goatee


the manliest of all facial hair. ed’s goatee is everything that is wanted or desired by women. other men wish they could have ed’s goatee. chuck norris is only chuck norris, because he started with ed’s goatee.
jeez, i can’t get women to talk to me…i wish i could grow ed’s goatee.

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