Educagy
pr-nounced ‘ed-joo-kay-jee,’ it means severe, life threatening allergy to education.
fred’s mother: “why aren’t you at school today fred?!”
fred: “i can’t go to school anymore.”
fred’s mother: “but why!?”
fred: “i was diagnosed with educagy…it’s in the final stage.”
fred’s mother: “oh god no!! not my son!!”
bob: “did you hear about fred?”
mitch: “yeah dude, poor guy got educagy.”
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