Edward Bernays
the best kept secret of the us government. in 1928, he wrote a book ent-tled “propaganda”, which explains almost every bullsh-t technique ever known. as the nephew of sigmund freud, bernays is the utmost expert of populace manipulation. his techniques most likely control every perception that you maintain, and you are not even aware of it. bernaysian persuasion owns your soul!
person 1: “have you ever read edward bernays’ book ‘propaganda’?”
person 2: “no. why?”
person 1: “that book is the most important piece of literature ever created!”
Read Also:
- Dude Chemistry
platonic chemistry present in all dude-dude interaction, which contributes to compatibility and success in dude-dude relations. or, how well guys get along. 1. “i thought you were going out tonight?” “nah my dude chemistry with chris is all whack now, i’m staying home.” 2. “hey is it cool if jordan comes to?” “i guess man….that […]
- Directorgasm
what happens when a director gets inordinately excited about something (usually unachievable) – often ends in a sticky mess. co-worker 1: i hear you were on the wrong end of a direct-rg-sm in the staff meeting this morning. co-worker 2:yeah he saw some powerpoint slides at a sales demo and now i have 2 weeks […]
- protected species
a person in any sport who gets favourable treatment from the referee/umpire solely due to their reputation for being one of the best in their sport. how could you have called a foul on me for that! oh right, i forgot, dave’s a protected species.
- puhani
used as an adjective, puhani is an alternative to “pooty”, meaning that someone is being grumpy, illogical, and hard to deal with. invented by brandon, it sounds less like the unattractive poo or pooty and more like a suave hawaiian term. she didn’t mean to fall asleep and not call you, don’t be puhani about […]
- Pulled a McNabb
during the course of a football game, when the quarterback attempts a p-ss to a receiver and the ball either soars way over the receivers head, or is thrown into the ground at the receivers feet. “ewww that was an ugly p-ss, he just pulled a mcnabb.”