Edward Cullen Effect
the edward cullen effect is when your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you for somebody that does not exist. this is named after edward cullen from the twilight series, as many fangirls broke it off after she “wanted somebody more like edward cullen.”
girl: i’m sorry but…i’m breaking up with you.
guy: why?
girl: i just want…somebody more like edward.
guy: (later) she dumped me for somebody that doesn’t even exist…what a douche bag.
guy2: that’s the edward cullen effect, man.
Read Also:
- coke scale
a digital scale commonly used for weighing drugs, marijuana, cocaine, mushrooms, etc. but can obviously be used for anything. “c-ke scale” is a common street term used to describe a hundredth scale. that is a scale that weighs out to the hundredth of a gram. ex. 0.01 more precise than a traditional scale that weighs […]
- eener
a nickname for a girl that goes to a stupid school. omg, that girl is a total eener.
- Qwazigah
1. a large meteor spanning 3,786 miles. 2. a rare animal found only in 3 hectares of jungle on the northern tip of the munic-p-lity of bongao wow! did you see that large qwazigah climbing that cebu tree over there
- collegeboarding
noun when college and college admissions related issues are figuratively shoved down someone’s throat, much like the interrogation practice of waterboarding my parents have been collegeboarding me a lot lately now that admissions due dates are coming up.
- going schieler
the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects. “he’s going schieler”, i yelled, as i watched my friend bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut m&ms.