Edward Fancy Hands


edward fancy hands is very similar to edward 40 hands except…more fancy. instead of taping a 40 to each hand, you tape a 750ml bottle of wine to each hand. same rules apply as for edward 40 hands. this is not to be attempted by novice drinkers, even though the game is similar to edward 40 hands, the outcome is much different.
a person after edward 40 hands:
“wow i’m nice and drunk but i still know what i’m doing and having fun!”

a person after edward fancy hands:
-belligerently screaming- “hey b-tch, show me your b–bs!”

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