Edward Fortyhands


a drinking game in which a person has 40s taped or otherwise attached to their hands, and is not allowed to remove them until they are both consumed.
should result in old-fashioned rowdiness and/or vomiting.
jessica: “hey, let’s pick up some hurricanes and play edward fortyhands tonight!”

liz: “okay, but you better not puke like last time.”
drinking game, where one duct tapes a 40 to each hand and must drink both fortys before removing them from their hands. see also colt 45 hands
quit being a b-tch and finish your edward forty hands.

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